20"-30" Matthew Berry's Toilet Trophy - Standard

$32.99
  • 20"-30" Matthew Berry's Toilet Trophy - Standard

20"-30" Matthew Berry's Toilet Trophy - Standard

$32.99
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Our Matthew Berry's Toilet Trophy is delicately hand crafted to recognize that member of your league with the extreme talent to suck. Suck so hard they came in dead last.  We are talking about the idiot of your group that couldn’t get his sh*t together. The one that might as well have drafted a kicker in the second round.  Your last place loser deserves to be ridiculed and scorned, because let’s be honest, their entire season should be flushed down the toilet. No one should ever forget that type of humiliation. It hurts to lose ... but it hurts even worse when you have a daily reminder of a shitacular season.

  • Trophies available in 26″ and 36″ sizes
  • 19 year solid wood perpetual base
  • FREE Engraving current and past year losers
  • High quality anodized metal columns
  • Topper and Plaque can be changed for years to come!

Tired of passing the same boring trophy year after year? Tired of being a fratata in general? Our custom Swap Tops can be changed each year to commemorate your league's biggest losers, we say that gently, since anyone who didn't take home the top prize, deserves this throne of pain. With our team of creative geniuses constantly releasing new models, there will always be something new, hilarious, and downright shameful to choose from. With size options ranging from 26″ to 36″, our Trophy Smack collection will change the art of fantasy smack talk forever.

  • Interchangeable “Swap Tops” to rub in that devastating loss
  • Our team of creative geniuses release new toppers throughout the year
  • High quality anodized metal columns with 4 colors to choose from
  • Hand painted Swap Tops
  • Solid wooden Base and Plaque