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Every year someone is most deserving of Scorn and Ridicule. What better way to showcase the embarrassment than our defecating Unismack the Unicorn?. Those poor souls must endure a daily dose of fantastical shame from this impressive creature.
- Trophies available in 26″, 36″ and 56″ sizes
- High quality anodized metal columns
- Topper and Plaque can be changed for years to come!
Tired of passing the same boring trophy year after year? Tired of being a fratata in general? Our custom Swap Tops can be changed each year to represent your hard earned victory. And with our team of creative geniuses constantly releasing new models, there will always be something new, hilarious, and downright amazing to choose from. With size options ranging from 26″ to 56″, our Trophy Smack collection will change the art of fantasy smack talk forever.
- Interchangeable “Swap Tops” to represent your hard earned victory
- Our team of creative geniuses release new toppers throughout the year
- Replacement Swap Tops w/ plaque quote available to current customers for $35
- Lifetime access to our Swap Top collection
- High quality anodized metal columns with 4 colors to choose from
- Hand painted Swap Tops
- Solid wooden Base and Plaque
- Unique and Custom quotes to choose from
Upgrade your trophy to a 19 year perpetual base! Etch your name into history each year as the trophy is passed on. Each year the trophy topper and quote can be updated with our Trophy Smack Swap Top collection.