Fantasy Punishment Generator

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The Fantasy Football Punishment Generator

We've been in the kitchen cooking up fantasy punishments all summer long, and we're making it extra spicy!

We aren’t calculating fantasy points with pencil and paper anymore, so why should we rely on coming up with our own punishment ideas? 

With a few simple clicks, your very own random, yet perfectly customizable, punishment will come to life. Let us do the work. You only have 3 simple choices to make.

  1. Punishment Type
  2. Intensity
  3. Extra Spice?

Punishment Type:

Punishments come in all shapes and sizes. For both parties to agree, we’ve got to set some parameters on what everyone is (and isn’t) willing to do. Trust the generator. 

Food or Drink punishments will leave you feeling empty inside… metaphorically speaking, of course.

Physical Activity punishments are geared towards breaking a sweat and humbling yourself.

Public Shame is not for the faint of heart. If you’ve got nothing to lose, or you’re just THAT confident, this is the setting for you. 

Private Shame punishments are for the introverts that are looking to break out of their shells a little. But be warned. Private shame is a gateway punishment…

Intensity:

This feels obvious, but on a scale of 1 to 5, how extreme do you want this punishment to be for your enemy? (or for you… but we’ll cross that bridge when the time comes.) For now, expect to win and hope for the best. But there’s no backing out so don’t bite off more than you can chew.

Extra Spice:

I’m not sure how to put this gently, but don’t let your fantasy football hubris get the best of you here. 

This option is not for the faint of heart. So before you select, kiss your spouse and hug your kids. Because if you go extra spicy and lose, they may never look at you the same way ever again.

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