Each week, Cooterdoodle will be breaking down all the pain and punishment that transpires in our very own BWW Punishment Eliminator League.

18 will enter, but 17 will leave with their tails between their legs as they are forced to face a season-ending punishment.

BWW Punishment Eliminator League

We’re moving on to Week 7, but wait! The punishment gods have spoken! Today we’ll have a full recap of:

  • That's Tight!
  • The Carnage: Week 6 Results
  • Week 6’s Proof of Punishment (PP)
  • On to Week 7: When Your Lineup Gives You Lemons

If you’re new here, be sure to read a full breakdown of our 18-team best ball elimination league and last week’s recap.

But the rules are fairly simple: SURVIVE or face the consequences (read: the Punishment Generator).

That's Tight!

Yooo! Do people still describe things as being “tight” anymore? Off the record, I’m old enough to remember when they did.

But in our BWW Eliminator league, things are getting super tight, and not in a cool way. Whether it’s due to injuries or offensive struggles across the league, many of the teams that remain scored similarly this week.

I’ve seen a similar trend across normal redraft leagues, too. It’s hard for any fantasy player to score a ton of points when QBs and NFL offenses in general haven't been scoring much.

I just want all the players to have fun, but maybe scoring a few more TDs wouldn’t hurt anybody. Or maybe it would, since a TD could be the difference between seventh place and last place. Ahhh!

But it’s time to get into the results. Check out how tight they are!

Week 6 Results

The scores are getting tighter and tighter at the bottom of the rankings each week. At this point, it’s truly anyone’s game. Not only did we see a top scorer fall to the bottom and become eliminated in the span of one week, but no one’s team is infallible.

Sure, 12 teams are still safe as of today…but no one is safe tomorrow. All we can do is cross our fingers and hope for the best. Oh, and we’ve officially made it to our first female elimination of the season.

Here’s how everything played out in Week 6.
Week 6 Results

Ohhhh baby. 18 teams have cut down to 12, so we're officially in “Real League Size” territory.

But unlike a normal 12-team league, we have to keep watching from the sidelines and hoping that we can avoid elimination. Not only is it embarrassing to get kicked out, but I don’t want to do a punishment, dammit!

But for now, 12 of us are safe. And because of that, we’re exempt from a spicy punishment. But someone does have to pay the price.

A Picture is Worth 1,000 Words

Alexa: play that one Nickelback song, because Kendall’s punishment has us singing, “Look at this photograph…every time I do, it makes me laugh.”

Hey, as a third party observer with absolutely no personal interest in the matter: better you than me!

And as we know, the dreaded eliminator is waiting in the (Buffalo Wild) wings to come for us all…

Proof of Punishment (PP)

It’s finally time for what you’ve all been waiting for. The big PP reveal. 

The Punishment Generator results were rolled out prior to Week 6 and revealed that the loser would have to change their X (or Twitter, as many of us still call it) photo and banner. But that’s not all…the highest-scoring team from the week got to pick the photo(s) for the loser.

These types of punishments are personal. When the winner gets to hand pick something tailored to the loser, it’s got to hit them where it hurts. It has to be something that will truly bring them pain and anguish. Luckily, Matt LaMarca knew just what to do…

So without further adieu, here’s Kendall’s punishment!

We’re sorry to see Kendall go. But we march on!

Nitty Gritty Breakdown:

  • Teams remaining: 12
  • Teams eliminated: Marcas, Freedman, Jonathan, Ian, Waz, & Kendall
  • Punishment on Deck: When Your Lineup Gives You Lemons

With Kendall's elimination, we’re on to a new beginning. And unfortunately, we're faced with another few days of sweating it out while we await the fresh agony of the upcoming Week 7 results.

On to Week 7

As for the survivors: another one down with 11 eliminations to go.

How punishments are decided:

  • Generate a random punishment with our Punishment Generator
  • Announce the punishment to the league prior to kickoff
  • Boot the loser from the league once the games have concluded
  • Collect Proof of Punishment (PP)
  • Expose everything on FantasyLife.com

We won’t know who has to pay the price until all the Week 7 games conclude on Monday night, but we do know that someone is going to have to roll up their sleeves and squeeze some lemons because the Punishment Generator has spoken.

Drumroll, please…

Who Wants Lemonde?

That’s right, the team with the lowest score in Week 7 will have to set up a lemonade stand, and it's not enough to just set up the stand and take a photo. The losing team isn't allowed to leave until they’ve actually made some sales, and until they've made $10, they must remain standing…at the stand.

Don’t feel too sour about it. They’ll be fine.

Stay tuned for an update next week after the losing team submits their Proof of Punishment (PP), and we kick them from the league.

If this sounds like a fun league format to you sickos, you don't have to feel left out. You can make your own punishment eliminator league!

Don't be shy, it's easy to create some fun (maybe not so fun for the loser) punishments. Whether it’s an end-of-season last-place punishment or a weekly side bet, we’ve got you covered. Just input your settings, generate, and let fate decide!

You can check out Fantasy Life's Punishment Generator for FREE here!

Punishment Eliminator League